Hairy Has Survival Documentation

Saturday, June 25
Deer Park, WA
Mix Park
8:20 PM

I was performing with Bram Brata when my friend Matt awakened me to the presence of the Hairy Has. He chose to appear in the form of an extremely fluffy and hairy dog. It had taken mind control over its "owner" and had her under the illusion that the Hairy Has was her dog. The Hairy Has never made any threatening moves, but when Jansen said that our fate awaited us, the Hairy Has looked directly at him. Fearfully, we carried out our concert and sadly acknowledged each other's roles in our lives, saying our final goodbyes and hoping that the end would be swift. The Hairy Has chose not to attack during the concert. He probably enjoyed our music. After the performance, those who had been alerted did our best not to alarm the ignorant and fearfully went on with our normal duties. Soon, we realized that the Hairy Has was no longer visible in his dog state. Wary to assume that he had left, we realized that more than likely, he had turned himself into a tree. When we concluded that this assumption was false, we became aware of the very real possibility that Philip may have been killed and had his body taken over by the Hairy Has, but this was also proven false. Amazingly, everyone there that night in our band is still alive. We continue to ponder the cause of our survival and prepare for future encounters. The four of us who learned of the Hairy Has being in attendance of our concert plan to travel to Europe in order to consult the Bearded Pig of Denmark, the only other being known to have seen the Hairy Has and lived. Until then, we marvel at our historic experience and attempt to allow life to carry on as normal.