Monday, December 19, 2011

Demo(lishment)(nstration)

The bar was dropped,
and my chest pushes it back up.
Great feet scramble above my head,
like quiet mice
fleeing the horrible villain,
Superpoog.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

How to Teach Guitar Lessons

Read the epic novel.
Dance the fancy feet.
Snatch the screaming voice.
Reveal your true identity.
Practice dissolving nitrates.
Yell at the lazy beans.
Break the pi bonds.
Type in the letters.
Eat the pineapple pigs.